I think that true love shows best when you are stressed and separated from the object of your affection. There is significant truth to the adage "Absence makes the heart grow fonder"; and I have found that this is true not only of people, but foods as well. Because of this tendency I have grown increasingly enamored of BACON and to a lesser extent cheese and
coffee while here in Japan. I have already explained my BACON and cheese dilemma, and will not bore you with rehashing the tales, but
coffee has so far been unremarked upon. This is a story of just how far I will stoop to get my caffeine fix. . .
I love
coffee. I know others that love it more than I do, but that does not diminish the intensity with which I miss a good old American brew. Ever since I was a waiter at the Orange Plaza Diner I have loved a good cup of Joe. I actually enjoyed
free coffee there and I asked one of the cooks to pick a day and count how many cups I drank. When I found out that I had consumed
9 cups, it actually scared me a little and caused me to cut back. But the steeped bean had already become deeply embedded in my psyche, and I actually found myself feeling withdrawal during that time. Recent studies have found that
coffee protects the retina of diabetics, and so may have prevented me from going blind; but there is still the "too much of a good thing" side of the issue. I have since found that 2 cups a day are sufficient and on the days where I have no
coffee, I do not feel badly. I take this to mean that I have found a good compromise with my craving.
When I first started coming to Japan, I discovered that
coffee can be found here, just not the variety that I am accustomed to. Green tea rules the land and
coffee is roughly Vice Presidential in its powers. Not Cheney level, but more Quayle like in its influence. I have had occasion to get
coffee from Starbucks and I thought it was decent if not stellar in quality. When I started at Berlitz, I found that a tall cup from Starbucks was a great way to start my morning and they even had an American Blend! I bought this "coffee" until one day I observed how they made it. I had assumed that it was brewed; but no, they start with a squirt of syrup and then add hot water! This is a blasphemous, and most terrible abomination!! I then decided that I would only order from the menu propped up next to the register, hoping that this
coffee would always be freshly brewed. I have not yet forgiven them though. . .
At home in Japan I have tried over cup strainers, french presses, and even instant
coffees. The cup strainers were too weak, as is the french press; and both are a pain to clean. I am therefore left with instant
coffee to slake my cravings. I know what you are thinking "how can a real
coffee drinker stoop to such a level as to accept instant?". Well, the technology surrounding instant
coffee must have improved over the years. I remember my first taste of it years ago as being very nasty. This stuff is actually pretty good, and I love
coffee enough that I am willing to overlook its flaws in Japan.
The other day I was shopping and thinking about how the existence of a new element had been

confirmed. The new element has an atomic mass of 117 and I found this product on the shelf and just had to buy it.
My first thought was "Taste number 117! What a coincidence, I bet it tastes pretty good too after 116 previous experimental tastes!" It then dawned on me that I was looking forward to drinking this instant coffee and I experienced a little cognitive dissonance. Am I still a coffee lover? Is this really coffee? What would Sir Isaac Newton think? Did he know coffee? The dude did a lot of science, just think of what he could have accomplished with a nice arabica helping him out!
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